Sacramento grown
Based in Sacramento, California — a tech enthusiast and vibe-coder. I don't write code and I don't know a single programming language. I direct AI agents to build the software and make the calls on architecture, taste, and what ships. My strengths are the systems around the code: networking, infrastructure, architecture, and CI/CD.
Folsom-raised, with computers always around — a Nintendo kid with a SNES and GameCube never far from reach, weaned on MS-DOS classics like Stunts, The Incredible Machine, and Lemmings. My dad kept the commands to launch Stunts on a sheet of paper taped next to the kitchen computer. Knee-deep in PCs and desktop customization ever since — and always a gamer, from a 2004 GameFAQs review of Ninja Gaiden to mostly Rocket League now.
Career
Customer-facing, engineering-first. I live on the technical side of the relationship.
Optimizely
| Customer SuccessExperimentation for enterprise customers — web + feature experiments, DOM- and SDK-based implementations, wired into their products, plus the Opal AI layer and the Experimentation MCP server.
Aqua Security
| Technical Account ManagerAqua is enterprise Trivy. Helped customers like Amazon, Tesla, American Airlines, Union Pacific, and Philips drive their container & Kubernetes security posture — image scanning, runtime protection, and policy.
BigPanda
| Value & Adoption AdvisorDrove technical adoption of the AIOps platform — integrations, event correlation, and monitoring pipelines.
NEC Biometrics
| Project Implementation LeadEnterprise biometrics & thermal systems at venues like Madison Square Garden, Radio City Music Hall, and Hard Rock Hollywood — multi-server, GPU-accelerated, Docker-based, from physical install to remote support.
Off the clock
Endurance sport is the obsession — triathlon and cycling on a Canyon Aeroad CF SLX 8 Di2, logged on Strava with a Garmin Edge 1050 and Fenix 8. Training has me 100+ lbs down, and these days I lift on a 4-day PHUL split.
I bleed black and yellow with a side of purple — Pittsburgh sports to the core (Steelers, Penguins, Pirates) plus the Sacramento Kings out west, which is exactly why I built Light the Beam. I'm limited on every major sportsbook (turns out they don't love a winner), never miss a UFC card, and I'm always tinkering with smart-home automation and AI. You'll also find me on Steam and Twitch.
Battlestation
My happy place — multiple displays, too many dials, and a self-hosted homelab humming away in the background. Over-engineered and wired together in a way that probably shouldn't run as well as it does.
The evolution, 2007 → present · full-size gallery »
Full setup & gear breakdown →Explore the rabbit holes
The stuff that doesn't fit on a resume — broken out in detail.
Music
Everything from Bach to 2Pac, basically. Here's what's been spinning lately:
"Don't ever forget that you were once a child full of wonder, before the world taught you how to be afraid."
— Slug, Atmosphere

